Thursday, May 04, 2006

Jack Van Idiot

I just saw a commercial for Jack Van Impe's prophecy show, and I wanted to pass on the news: You have to get saved because if you don't, when the Rapture comes you'll be left behind and then the something (I don't remember what) will come out of the European Union and there'll be a 7 year peace contract, which will get broken, and then from then on... bedlam. After that little announcement, Roxella, his wife said, "Tune in to 'Jack Van Impe Presents.' It will change your life."